February 2012
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January 2012
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November 2011
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August 2011
1 post
3 tags
There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad...
I’m rereading Harry Potter because it’s summertime, they’re familiar, and I’m out of new Meg Cabot books. And I stumbled across this statement, said by Hagrid & Ron in the first book: There’s not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn’t in Slytherin. Does this mean that every evil witch or wizard has been in Slytherin? Or does it mean that every...
July 2011
1 post
1 tag
June 2011
1 post
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May 2011
2 posts
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April 2011
1 post
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March 2011
3 posts
List lifestyle
why do I have twice as many listens as the “top listener” on last.fm?
how come I’m not the top listener?
what do I have to do to become top listener?
why doesn’t it scrobble that I’m playing it right now?
Araizu's Theory on the Raising Gas Prices
I heard it’s going to get up to $5 or $6. My theory is that it’s going up to $50 or $60 / gallon, in a rural area, effectively stranding the population. Then, the government is going to helicopter in some zombies, and zombifiy everyone, so that Mulder & Scully can study the zombies.
February 2011
2 posts
Just a list
of stuff to do and buy
laundry (always)
quilt
250mm & 35mm film
vacuum
mount letterbox
job hunt
walk dog
etc etc etc
Dear DSW,
Every time I go to your store, I find one shoe I like. Just one.
And the last three times I’ve been there, you haven’t even had it in my size. Basically, I want this boot.
But you don’t even have it. So I tried looking for other boots. And it is really really hard to find a cute, flat, tall, leather-free boot. So hard, that I was going to spend SIXTY dollars on this boot. So...
December 2010
1 post
How to make Araizu Iced Tea
This is a recipe for Araizu’s Iced Tea, and exclusively winter-climate beverage.
Step one: Run tap water until it is steaming, then fill cup Step two: Add straw and tea bag of your choice Step three: Go to work and leave the cup in your car. Step four: Let thaw, and be careful not to puncture your tea bag with your straw when you are crunching up the top layer.
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October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
It's really really time to post a new blaahhgg.
So I’m making a to do list.
everything regarding laundry
incl summer clothes to the basement
hang shelves, and other hanging things
put stuff on the new shelves
remove all belongings from the dining room table and chairs
remove all belongings from coffee table and sewing couch
vacuum futon, and floors, incl steps
call grandma
call groomer & vet for Dooley
write my Thank...
Wow David & Goliath, how did I ever used to think...
Because ripping off of my homegirl Natalie Dee is so uncool.
www.nataliedee.com www.nataliedee.com
She has TWO soaps-telling-me-to-wash-my-butt comics, David & Goliath. TWO! So how did you think that I wouldn’t notice your blatant plagarism?!
You are soooooo stupid.
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
Dear The Sims 2,
Sometimes, you are sexist, you know. I mean, I still like you and all, but why don’t fathers get paternity leave? Cause when you have a young gay couple, who both work, I mean. It’s not fair, okay? So, what cheat do I have to use to get these guys vacation time?
Independence Day,,,,, was a good movie.
I always think about it when I am driving through the Lowry Tunnel, How Vivica escaped the massive explosion by going through the door or something. And the dog, at the VERY LAST SECOND, was also safe. Epic.
Also, I accidentally wore red, white & blue today. Siiiigh.
June 2010
1 post
What, is up with the Vuvuzela obsession?
Cause I don’t get it.
May 2010
3 posts
My LOST review. Duh it has spoilers.
So obviously, don’t read it unless you’ve watched it.
Firstly, I would like to point out, that the commercial placement, right at the end, the one that was right after Jack and Locke/Man In Black leaped at each other? That commercial was bullshit. OKAY?! BULLSHIT. Like anyone who was watching this show for SIX SEASONS and has been PATIENTLY WAITING for answers is gonna go,...
Sprechgesang: Just because it's German doesn't...
That’s the guy from the B-52’s. His name is Fred Schneider.
His role in the B-52’s is talker and cowbell guy. And he is 58. I think his job is great. Thanks to Whitney for making me watch The L Word and seeing how hilarious his job actually is.
April 2010
2 posts
I was waiting at the 252 light the other day,
because it was red. Like it always is. And the car behind me honked! I looked in my rearview, and they were waving! But, I don’t know them!
And then I figured it out.
They love the Limbeck band!
This is the first time it’s happened, and it was awesome. We were like, instant friends. And then the light was green and we drove away.
Should I post a Craigslist Missed Connection?...
Oh. This is sad.
John Cusack is dating Brooke Burns. Brooke Burns!
src: http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/03/hes-supposed-to-be-mine.php
March 2010
3 posts
I will probably never forgive Robert Downey Jr.
Season four, Ally McBeal. It’s been coming all season. He left her once, already. With a snowman. But that was according to David E. Kelley.
I think it made us realize what Ally had with Larry. The season four finale is titled “The Wedding.” Larry was going to propose. It was going to end with a wedding.
But, I guess RDJ just loves cocaine soooo much. So instead of...
I almost gave a deer the finger yesterday.
So a couple months ago, I figured out that this is not Jenny Lewis;
And she is not the lead singer of Rilo Kiley. This makes much more sense;
Holy crap, Google Images. This chick dates/ed Gyllenhaal? Yes, please.
Dear James Cameron,
Did you think I wouldn’t catch on? You even kept the mama tree in. Puh. Leeze.
February 2010
6 posts
That's, going on my blog
Me: Do you have anything, to drink?
Erik: This. It’s white powerade.
Me: Great, thanks.
Erik: White. Powerade. It’s, a play on words. White. Power. Ade.
Me: (I actually think I didn’t say anything, just stared.)
Erik: I know, it’s bad.
Me: *drinks soda* It tastes like racism.
Erik: It tastes like America!
Natalie Dee is my soul sister
I’m making a list of things to buy when I get my next paycheck;;
Polaroid 600 film
Pedicure scraper thing
new cassette adapter for my car
miniature garbage can with lid
terabyte
some stuff for photography class
pay off library fines
moped
As long as I’m making lists, here’s some things I need to do;;
Make straps for 2 bags, photograph, sell on internet
paint/ glue...
Trying to decide if this was "mean"
That’s E.P. Oh, no. Am I allowed to use names? I call her by her last name, mostly. For this, I guess, I’ll, call her„, Fishstick!
Okay.
Today, she cut her hand, or something, and it was bleeding, and sad. And, I was reminded, how dry my own hands were. So I said, “Oh, I have lotion!” and I got it out of my jacket.
Fishstick said, “I don’t know if...
I'm not used to titling things,
I was struck, with the urge to BLOG. Which I’ve never had before.
I think it has something to do with my creative writing class, this semester. Also, probably, how cute, some people’s blogs are.
So I’m trying to write more! And practice! And I’m excited to improve, and start writing songs that aren’t embarrassingly bad.
So, that’s what’s going on in my...