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Every time I go to your store, I find one shoe I like.
Just one.

And the last three times I’ve been there, you haven’t even had it in my size.

Basically, I want this boot.

But you don’t even have it.

So I tried looking for other boots.
And it is really really hard to find a cute, flat, tall, leather-free boot.
So hard, that I was going to spend SIXTY dollars on this boot.

So now, DSW, I quit you.